Last night, a woman named Julia had her car set on fire by a man who refused to take "no" for an answer. His arson destroyed her vehicle and damaged at least 6 others. Surrounding hotels had to be evacuated at 2:00am or so. People were scared, thought it could be bombs, etc. I have... Continue Reading →
Star While my father used his paternal advantage against his easily-embarrassed offspring, my mother provided more than enough unintentional retribution for anything he ever did (and will do in the future, for that matter). The following tale takes place in 2003, at a time when I was becoming less ashamed of, and thereby more amused... Continue Reading →
Today on Music Video Monday: “Don’t Let’s Start” by They Might Be Giants This song is the source of many likely-unintentionally profound lyrics and also, as a matter of fact, where I got this username.
FOLLOW THE BUBBLES Summertime was particularly difficult for my parents, as we were at home with nothing to do for months. One way my mother kept my sister and me entertained was to bring home a whole package of pink copy paper from the hospital and letting us draw our little hearts out. We always... Continue Reading →
Today on Music Video Monday, "Buffalo" by Stump. This is how American tourists were perceived by some in Great Britain. Not much has changed. Don't mention hamburgers, Harry.
I don't know who "they" are. You may end up searching for the strangest stuff on the internet, not because you personally are interested in the topic, but because it pertains to your plot, and you don't want to sound completely clueless. My MC's family has a real estate business, another character was a sex... Continue Reading →
Today on Music Video Monday is "Frontier Psychiatrist" by The Avalanches. https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE Just hit "play". This is one of the best things on the internet. Can you imagine the casting for this video? "By the way, we're all on LSD." That's how I imagine it all went down.
Today on Music Video Monday, "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga. https://youtu.be/qrO4YZeyl0I I was never a fan of Lady Gaga until I saw this music video.
Today on Music Video Monday, "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails https://youtu.be/PTFwQP86BRs This video used to scare the shit out of me when I was younger. Now, it's basically my life in a nutshell. Disembodied pig parts. Nudity. BDSM. Trent Reznor suspended in midair. Or just nudity, really.