Today on Music Video Monday: “Thirty-Three" by The Smashing Pumpkins Thirty-three, for how many years the rotted, deplorable Adam Swierk of The Paper Clown has terrorized the earth with his resting bitchface, neverending scowls, and lack of discernable enthusiasm for anything. He's also my best friend, and I love him. Happy birthday, jerk.
JUST DRIVE Presumably, most teenagers cannot wait to get behind the wheel and start driving. Ergo, I thought myself an oddity for cowering at the very thought. Why learn to drive when I knew two perfectly capable adults who had been, up to this point, willing (if not obligated) to cart me around? My mother,... Continue Reading →