Shame on whoever clicked on this! Having a friend in your thirties is a minor miracle, and I can only pull that off so many times. My bestie is stuck with this bundle of crazy until his assassins are successful.
But now that I have you here, go read about his life at The Paper Clown.
The Finest Nerd Czarina 
I was going to apply.. sad face
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I can hold applications for 180 days, after which you may reapply.
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