SNOW I grew up in sunny, hot, and putrid South Florida where it was an oppressive 90°F with 100% humidity almost all year long with approximately two weeks of relief in the middle of winter, where it could plummet to an arid 50°F. (At this point, we would don our parkas and thick gloves. Floridians... Continue Reading →
Today on Music Video Monday, "Follow" by Crystal Fighters. https://youtu.be/d9n7DMqbwgU Every time I watch this video, I appreciate all the little details. It must have been such a pain in the ass to put together. And I love that kind of suffering.
Finest Nerd Czarina here. Listen. There has been a lot going on lately in this world that has been fucked up and horrible and has made me plan out a very detailed escape route to Canada. (My Canadian accent is on point!) Don't mistake my lack of ranting for being somehow less hateful of the... Continue Reading →
Today on Music Video Monday: "Constantinople" by The Residents If you’ve never heard The Residents before... well, now’s a good time to start. Be open minded and, perhaps, a little intoxicated.
Today on Music Video Monday, "Losing My Religion" by REM. There is not a single flaw in this entire five minute span of time. It is my favorite food. It is all the nitrogen particles in the atmosphere. It is every perfectly-shaped red blood cell coursing through my veins. It is a masterpiece.
NO. NO, YOU ARE NOT. PEOPLE NEED TO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS THAT START OUT THIS WAY. Of the 5 billion people living on this earth at any given moment, I assure you that you are not the only person who: Hates football Cares about cats Eats spaghetti with their toes Watched the latest episode of... Continue Reading →
Whether you agree with me or not, the title sums up the truth of this situation. I admit that I know almost nothing about Ariana Grande besides her name, which I hear fairly often. I do know she's had a shitty couple of weeks, but what I want to focus on today is her current... Continue Reading →
FIRED When I was a little girl, I told my mother that I was terminating our parent-child contract and would soon be looking for a replacement mother. “You’re not my mom anymore,” I said. She was furious, but I remained steadfast in my decision. I would be looking for alternative mothers in the near future.... Continue Reading →
This week in unpopular opinions that have annoyed people: I don't think vaccines cause [insert diagnoses here]. I would rather have a child with [insert any of the above] than a child who dies from a preventable disease. Person-centered language. This isn't really an opinion; it's being a decent person who uses language that ensures... Continue Reading →